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UN DEFECTO EN LA MUJER
Para cuando Dios hizo a la mujer, ya estaba en su sexto día de trabajo de horas extras.Un ángel apareció y le dijo: "Por qué pones tanto tiempo en ésta?"
Y El Señor contestó: "Has visto mi Hoja de Especificaciones para ella?"
Debe ser completamente lavable, pero no ser de
plástico, tener más de 200 piezas movibles, todas
cambiables y ser capaz de funcionar con una dieta
de cualquier cosa y sobras, tener un regazo que
pueda acomodar cuatro niños al mismo tiempo,
tener un beso que pueda curar desde una rodilla
raspada hasta un corazón roto y lo hará todo con
solamente dos manos.
El ángel se maravilló de los requisitos.
"Solamente dos manos....Imposible!"
¿ Y este es solamente el modelo estándar ?
"Es demasiado trabajo para un día...Espera hasta mañana para terminarla."
No lo haré, protestó el Señor. Estoy tan cerca de
terminar esta creación que es favorita de Mi
propio corazón.
Ella ya se cura sola cuando está enferma Y
puede trabajar días de 18 horas.
" El ángel se acercó más y tocó a la mujer."
"Pero la has hecho tan suave, Señor "
"Es suave", dijo Dios, pero la he hecho también
fuerte. No tienes idea de lo que puede aguantar o
lograr.
"Será capaz de pensar?" preguntó el ángel."
Dios contestó:
"No solamente será capaz de pensar sino que razonar y de negociar"
El ángel entonces notó algo y alargando la mano
tocó la mejilla de la mujer....
"Señor, parece que este modelo tiene una fuga...
Te dije que estabas tratando de poner
Demasiadas cosas en ella"
"Eso no es ninguna fuga... es una lágrima" lo
corrigió El Señor.
"Para qué es la lágrima," preguntó el ángel"
Y Dios dijo:...
Para cuando Dios hizo a la mujer, ya estaba en su sexto día de trabajo de horas extras.Un ángel apareció y le dijo: "Por qué pones tanto tiempo en ésta?"
Y El Señor contestó: "Has visto mi Hoja de Especificaciones para ella?"
Debe ser completamente lavable, pero no ser de
plástico, tener más de 200 piezas movibles, todas
cambiables y ser capaz de funcionar con una dieta
de cualquier cosa y sobras, tener un regazo que
pueda acomodar cuatro niños al mismo tiempo,
tener un beso que pueda curar desde una rodilla
raspada hasta un corazón roto y lo hará todo con
solamente dos manos.
El ángel se maravilló de los requisitos.
"Solamente dos manos....Imposible!"
¿ Y este es solamente el modelo estándar ?
"Es demasiado trabajo para un día...Espera hasta mañana para terminarla."
No lo haré, protestó el Señor. Estoy tan cerca de
terminar esta creación que es favorita de Mi
propio corazón.
Ella ya se cura sola cuando está enferma Y
puede trabajar días de 18 horas.
" El ángel se acercó más y tocó a la mujer."
"Pero la has hecho tan suave, Señor "
"Es suave", dijo Dios, pero la he hecho también
fuerte. No tienes idea de lo que puede aguantar o
lograr.
"Será capaz de pensar?" preguntó el ángel."
Dios contestó:
"No solamente será capaz de pensar sino que razonar y de negociar"
El ángel entonces notó algo y alargando la mano
tocó la mejilla de la mujer....
"Señor, parece que este modelo tiene una fuga...
Te dije que estabas tratando de poner
Demasiadas cosas en ella"
"Eso no es ninguna fuga... es una lágrima" lo
corrigió El Señor.
"Para qué es la lágrima," preguntó el ángel"
Y Dios dijo:...
Categoría: Otros
Biografía
Maná
Maná
[Link]
La historia de Maná comienza a mediados de los años setenta en Guadalajara, México, gracias a cuatro amigos que se unen para interpretar temas de Led Zeppelin, los Beatles y los Rolling Stones. Estos amigos crearon
un grupo llamado 'The Green Hat Spies', que con el tiempo se convertiría en 'Green Hat' y, finalmente, en 'Sombrero verde', su traducción al castellano.
Como 'Sombrero verde' publicaron dos discos: 'Sombrero verde' y 'A ritmo de rock', con unos resultados bastante pobres en cuanto a ventas. Debido al fracaso del grupo hubo varios cambios en los miembros de la banda, que finalmente quedaría con los siguientes componentes: Fernando Olvera (Fher), Alejandro González (Alex), y los hermanos Juan y Ulises Calleros. A partir de entonces deciden cambiar su nombre artístico por el de 'Maná' y utilizar ritmos más latinos en sus composiciones.
En 1987 publican su primer álbum, titulado 'Maná', con resultados discretos, y en 1989 el segundo, 'Falta amor'.
Sería durante los dos años siguientes cuando Maná se daría a conocer por todo el país, con más de setenta conciertos y varios premios y discos de oro por su trabajo.
En 1992 editan '¿Dónde jugarán los niños?', grabado en unos estudios de Los Angeles. Ulises Calleros se convierte en el manager del grupo y entran César López (Vampiro) e Iván González. El disco se convierte en un superventas, no sólo en México, sino en la mayoría de países de habla hispana.
A finales de 1993, Vampiro e Iván abandonan el grupo, y entra Sergio Vallín, como cuarto miembro de la banda.
En 1995 publican un nuevo disco, 'Cuando los ángeles lloran', que de nuevo se convierte en un éxito internacional.
Dos años después un nuevo disco ve la luz: 'Sueños líquidos'. Es publicado simultáneamente en 26 países, incluida España, donde consiguió el...
Categoría: Otros
Eminem - Just Lose It
[Intro]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop, pajama time
[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child investigates and accusates
Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I've done touched on everything but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes, and just glide
To the center of the floor
Like TP for my bung hole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot," it's ok
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Hook]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy, shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy (ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby (ah ah) oh baby (ah ah)
[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's my day
Ysed to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday
I don't know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Cruisin' on the freeway, feelin' kind of breezy
Let the top down and my hair blow
I don't know where I'm goin'
All I know is when I ger there someone's gonna (touch my body)
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound...
[Intro]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop, pajama time
[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child investigates and accusates
Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I've done touched on everything but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes, and just glide
To the center of the floor
Like TP for my bung hole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot," it's ok
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Hook]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy, shake that ass
Whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it (ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy (ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby (ah ah) oh baby (ah ah)
[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's my day
Ysed to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday
I don't know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Cruisin' on the freeway, feelin' kind of breezy
Let the top down and my hair blow
I don't know where I'm goin'
All I know is when I ger there someone's gonna (touch my body)
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound...
Categoría: Otros
Sean Kingston - Beatiful Girls
Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Cause we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)
Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 2:
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
Verse 3:
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slightin'
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal,...
Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Cause we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)
Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 2:
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
Verse 3:
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slightin'
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal,...
Categoría: Otros
ESTAS CANCIONS SI QUE ME GUSTAN!!!
No doubt - underneath it all
There are times where I want something more
Someone more like me
There's times when this dress rehearsal
Seems incomplete
But, you see the colors in me like no one else
And behind your dark glasses you're...
You're something else
[Chorus:]
You're really lovely
Underneath it all
You want to love me
Underneath it all
I'm really lucky
Underneath it all
You're really lovely
You know some real bad tricks
And you need some discipline
But, lately you've been trying real hard
And giving me your best
And, you give me the most gorgeous sleep
That I've ever had
And when it's really bad
I guess it's not that bad
[Repeat Chorus]
So many moons that we have seen
Stumbling back next to me
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better
Better... better...
[Lady Saw:]
For real, cuz underneath it all
You are my real prince charming
Like the heat from the fire
You were always burning
Anytime you're around
My body keeps staling
For your touch your kisses and your sweet romancin'
There’s anotha side a you weh dis here woman a adore
Aside from your temper everything else secure
You’re good for me baby
Oh that, I'm sure
Cuz over and over again
I want more
[Gwen:]
You've used up all your coupons
And all you've got left is me
And somehow I'm full of forgiveness
I guess it's meant to be
[Repeat Chorus]
You're really lovely
Underneath it all
You want to love me
Underneath it all
I'm really lovely...
No doubt - underneath it all
There are times where I want something more
Someone more like me
There's times when this dress rehearsal
Seems incomplete
But, you see the colors in me like no one else
And behind your dark glasses you're...
You're something else
[Chorus:]
You're really lovely
Underneath it all
You want to love me
Underneath it all
I'm really lucky
Underneath it all
You're really lovely
You know some real bad tricks
And you need some discipline
But, lately you've been trying real hard
And giving me your best
And, you give me the most gorgeous sleep
That I've ever had
And when it's really bad
I guess it's not that bad
[Repeat Chorus]
So many moons that we have seen
Stumbling back next to me
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better
I've seen right through and underneath
And you make me better
Better... better...
[Lady Saw:]
For real, cuz underneath it all
You are my real prince charming
Like the heat from the fire
You were always burning
Anytime you're around
My body keeps staling
For your touch your kisses and your sweet romancin'
There’s anotha side a you weh dis here woman a adore
Aside from your temper everything else secure
You’re good for me baby
Oh that, I'm sure
Cuz over and over again
I want more
[Gwen:]
You've used up all your coupons
And all you've got left is me
And somehow I'm full of forgiveness
I guess it's meant to be
[Repeat Chorus]
You're really lovely
Underneath it all
You want to love me
Underneath it all
I'm really lovely...
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